Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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