Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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