I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize