i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
