dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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