we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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