called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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