I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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