the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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