some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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