quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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