She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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