she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
