The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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