the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Randomize