Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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