i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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