Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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