when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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