my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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