girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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