How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Banned from zoo.
Again?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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