are you still at the devil's house?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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