But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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