By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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