Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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