When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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