Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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