he shaved USA in his pubs
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
ttyl tear gas
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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