Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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