is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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