covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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