Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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