That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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