after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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