i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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