doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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