So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize