Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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