He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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