we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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