At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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