I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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