the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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