your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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