He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
