She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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