he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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