Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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