Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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