So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
