I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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