Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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