do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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