this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Randomize
