Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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