I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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