TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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